Problems down below? Let’s clear them up.
He can call it the peenie, the weiner, the ding dong; she can call it the hoo-ha, the vajayjay, the cooch.
Maybe we just stick with the penis, the vagina. Or refer to 'the area' or 'down there.'
We can call it anything that makes you feel comfortable, but we’re going to take a look at it.
Because we want whatever’s keeping you from living your life to go away.