The Penis Tee
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The Penis Sweatshirt
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The Penis Rambler
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The Penis Water Bottle
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The Penis Tee 🍆 The Penis Sweatshirt 🍆 The Penis Rambler 🍆 The Penis Water Bottle 🍆
Yeti Drinkware
18oz Yeti water bottle in taupe featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume.
100% leakproof
Secure locking covered chug spout
Magnetic C-Lock
Double-wall vacuum insulated
Dishwasher Safe
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
18oz Yeti water bottle in royal blue featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume.
Cupholder compatible
Magnetic sliding lid
Splash resistant
Dishwasher safe
Double-wall vacuum insulated
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
The 100% Cotton Tee
Premium heavyweight garment-dyed tee in vintage white featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume. Each shirt is embroidered locally in Asheville, North Carolina.
Soft, substantial cotton with a structured silhouette and textured embroidery on the left chest.
100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.5-ounce fabric
Boxy, relaxed women’s fit
Mid-length silhouette
Left-chest embroidery
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not dry clean, wash with like colors.
Premium organic cotton blue tee featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume. Each shirt is embroidered locally in Asheville, North Carolina.
Smooth, soft, substantial cotton feel with a textured embroidery on the left chest.
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
Midweight 5.3-ounce fabric
Modern unisex fit
Left-chest embroidery
OEKO-TEX certified
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not dry clean.
Premium organic cotton vintage white tee featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume. Each shirt is embroidered locally in Asheville, North Carolina.
Smooth, soft, substantial cotton feel with a textured embroidery on the left chest.
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
Midweight 5.3-ounce fabric
Modern unisex fit
Left-chest embroidery
OEKO-TEX certified
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not dry clean.
The 100% Cotton Sweatshirt
Premium lightweight garment-dyed crewneck sweatshirt in ivory featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume. Each shirt is embroidered locally in Asheville, North Carolina.
Soft, substantial cotton with a relaxed silhouette and textured embroidery on the left chest.
100% ring-spun cotton
lightweight 6.4-ounce fabric
Rolled forward shoulder
Relaxed fit, seamless body
OEKO-TEX certified
Left-chest embroidery
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not dry clean.
Premium heavyweight sweatshirt in heather grey featuring Susie in her unforgettable penis costume. Each shirt is embroidered locally in Asheville, North Carolina.
Cozy, terry cotton with an oversize silhouette and textured embroidery on the left chest.
Pre-shrunk 100% organic cotton
Heavyweight 11.8-ounce fabric
Kangaroo pocket
Oversized fit
OEKO-TEX certified
Left-chest embroidery
PRE-ORDER: Ships in November / December
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, do not dry clean.